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For the past season, Alan Thompson’s natural habitat has been the Celtic dugout. Events during a recent friendly against Everton confirm that Tommo is a broken man. This desperate effort to escape from the bench - in spirit at least - is a cry for help.
You can see Thompson in the background behind Evander Sno: he pops into shot as Sno takes the shirt off. A transfer to a leather couch is imminent.