Rafael van der Vaart makes a bad situation worse by trying to talk his way out of it.
He should have covered up his nose and pretended to look for the culprit; a strategy which would have created enough doubt to spare him TV humiliation. Remember that Garrincha’s Dog hint the next time you find yourself in an awkward social jam!
A totally different sort of van der Vaart stinker can be seen here.
If nothing else, this website is about lazy writing and a chance to propagate wildly inaccurate national stereotypes. So, without further ado, it’s Firhill for thrills and an under-21 match between Scotland and Romania. Watch in awe as fiery redheaded Rangers winger Chris Burke dispenses justice and drops the cheating Romanian tinker to the turf.