Clatty Cristiano
This video from a Champions League clash between Benfica and Manchester United is well worth a look, even though the footage flickers. Watch Cristiano Ronaldo’s hands very carefully.
Blowing snot out of your nose without a hankie is generally frowned upon (ask your mum if you don’t believe me.) Wiping it in someone else’s hair is the action of a bad, bad man. Poor Nuno Gomes thought it was a friendly pat on the head and returned the favour. If Ronaldo’s prepared to do that to his compatriot, how far would he go to get one up on someone who isn’t Portuguese?