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Rafael van der Vaart makes a bad situation worse by trying to talk his way out of it.
He should have covered up his nose and pretended to look for the culprit; a strategy which would have created enough doubt to spare him TV humiliation. Remember that Garrincha’s Dog hint the next time you find yourself in an awkward social jam!
A totally different sort of van der Vaart stinker can be seen here.