This is Sparta!
If Jackie Chan played professional football, this is how he’d defend a ball into the box.
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The clip comes from the Czech Republic’s Gambrinus league, where men are men and strikers are permanently concussed. The referee didn’t even award a penalty and Sparta Prague left-back Jiří Kladrubský escaped without a booking. FK Teplice’s Tomáš Jun managed to play on after receiving treatment.