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Today’s Champions League draw in Nyon passed without the drama of 2006.

The excitement of the occasion was too much for French presenter Carole Rousseau, who fainted before the first ball was drawn. She was able to continue after a glass of water, underlining the importance of hydration when you’re working on your feet.

We also learnt that the G in Stevie G doesn’t stand for “gallant”. Gerrard stood with his hands behind his back as Rousseau went sprawling. He was probably admiring the convincing way she went to ground.

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