Skal Vi Danse?
That’s the snappy title of Norway’s version of Strictly Come Dancing. Series 4 featured former Rangers and Chelsea striker Tore Andre Flo, who turned out to be better in the ballroom than in the box. The goal-shy beanpole finished in second place with a bizarre football-inspired routine. It’s an unsettling combination of samba and keepie-uppie.
Is this genius because of the ball juggling and the potential perils of messing it up on live TV? Or is it just very, very wrong?